European Plastic Bags

They have a much better sense of humor than we do.

from forwarded email...

Fasa Marah Kanak-Kanak

Kalau anda semua perasan, kanak kanak pun ada fasa marah...budak lelaki dan perempuan berbeza skit...kalau perempuan, marah terus....kalau lelaki ada step...hehehhe...kalau tak percaya tengok kat bawah...

ni kalau budak perempuan marah...

kalau budak lelaki pula.....?

Fasa 1 : marah...

Fasa 2: agak marah (lihat mata dah nak masuk dalam)

Fasa 3: sangat marah...! (mata dah tak nampak dan batang sate telah dipegang tegak...peperangan bermula..)

So parents out there...watch out!........hehehheheh...

Kat mana la ni..

http://amazingnara.com/

Jokes....

The meaning of ABC...

ha..ha..

http://amazingnara.com/

Stuffs you don't see every day

From forwarded email...enjoy!

Oh..No...!

http://amazingnara.com/page/3

To All Engineers

From forwarded email....

To all engineer.....

Test your Brain

kredit to www.amazingnara.com

Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

_______________________________________________________________________________
part 2
eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.

To my ’selected’ strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with ‘yes’ in the subject line.

Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

TECH SUPPORT PROBLEMS

Just for laughs………………………………(FROM FORWARDED EMAIL)

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one....

============ ===

Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it’s still on my desk... Sorry....

============ ===


Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

============ ===

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

============ ===

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer’. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

============ ===

Customer: I have problems printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaa......... ...........thank you.

============ ===

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woollies.

============ ===

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK.
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

============ ===

Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

============ ===

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

============ ===

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

============ ===

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

============ ===

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

============ ===

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

============ ===

And last but not least...

Tech support: ‘Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!